Martin is 24 and works full-time in a Bristol post office. His online dating profile says that he is a stand-up comedian. In Diary Farmer he turns his attention to the events that made him the man ...

Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1): Songs are such a rip off. They just repeat material and call it a chorus. Imagine if books did that. “Here comes Chapter 2 again. You know the words!” ...